Top 10 Amazing Michael Jordan

If you are a real basketball lover, you definitely gonna love this video. Enjoy~

Top 10 Amazing Michael Jordan

Signs

Just watch it. is a very great video. :D

Signs

Sea Shepherd Conservation Society | Shark Finning

Sea Shepherd Conservation Society | Shark Finning

chinese essay

某天 ~ 黃淙暐的老師 ~在課堂上出習題 ~
作文名稱：我的家庭


　我出生在一個非常貧苦的家庭，記得小時候，爸爸的生活很無聊，整天只能數錢，媽媽也是，整天都在掃錢。
掃錢
我家住在深山中，每次要出去買東西，都相當麻煩，開保時捷要 5 小時，開賓士也要4 小時；雖然家裡有直昇機，但是開到那邊很難找到停機位，相當的不方便。
賓士_保時捷
我偶爾也會出去逛街，爸媽怕我被綁架，隨身有 20 多個保鑣保護著，大家看到我都嚇跑了，所以我從小就開始被排斥...... 因為家裡是在深山，每次到了冬天都非常冷，爸爸也說，出去買東西很麻煩，所以冬天沒有暖爐 ...沒有棉被 ...每天只能陪著爸媽燒錢取暖 ... 而睡覺的時候，也只能蓋著錢睡覺 (我覺得英鎊比較溫暖) 。
保鑣

　記得小時候，有一次，因為房間太大，還來不及跑出房間，就尿褲子了。所以，爸爸在我房間放了一台小綿羊機車，好讓我能在 10分鐘以內，衝出 1000 坪的房間，穿越 5公里的走廊，到達 800 坪的廁所 (我常常在走廊迷路 ) 。
小綿羊
　爸爸又另外叫人加蓋了 20間 600坪裡面有著250 坪小廁所的破房間。爸爸說：以後如果尿濕了，直接換房間，如果房間不夠或是太小的話，再告訴爸爸，爸爸再叫人來多蓋幾間，我們的生活很辛苦，你要忍著點！！
小廁所
現在想起來，爸爸真是個善良的人！！

　還記得有一次，家裡遭小偷，因為他用炸藥炸壞了我爸的保險箱，使得裡面的金幣不斷的往外滾出來，結果竟把那個小偷壓死了 ......我覺得那個小偷好可憐 ......
金幣壓死人是很痛的!! 他不像之前那個被鈔票悶死的小偷一樣幸運。
金幣
媽媽也常常告訴我，我們家生活非常困苦～要我學著吃苦～
　所以我從小養成了刻苦耐勞精神，我將來的志願，是要找 200 隻會吃錢的怪物，好把家裡的錢都吃光，為那些可憐的小偷報仇！！


嘉義市蘭潭國小六年一班黃淙暐


老師評語：去死啦！

chinese essay

Chinese Guy goes to Chinatown to Find his Father

youtube descryption:

My daddy like a big asshole leave me with prostitute Mama Chao so she have to do naughty thing to bring cash money into family and make sure Peter Chao grow right. Now I want my 20 year worth of red envelope and it is time for Peter to collect, mudafucka!

End Song: "Ayo" by The Arka Teks
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Chinese Guy goes to Chinatown to Find his Father

Beat It(被逼的)chinese

I've tried to translate the song out here. omfg... is so bloody lame. for those who can't understand cantonese i doubt if u would find this interesting. sorry for any inaccuracy translation.

Translation:
we all used to be a good citizen
everyday learn to be good since young
not born to be a bad guy
we are all
being forced
being forced

you should know everyone born with kindness
none of the mother would hope their child be bad
we don't wanna be bad either
but situation doesn't allow us
being forced
we are all
being forced
being forced

none of us able to escape
if i dont be bad guy
i will 滚蛋 (i dono wtf to type in english for this. lol)
i don bully others
i will be bullied by others
being forced
being forced
being forced
being forced

the whole world dont sell XO for you
you are force to come out look around for it
that is why we all
don have any other choice too
being forced
being forced

10 thousand per bottle indeed not cheap
but i dont think you will bother about this small amount of money
you cant refuse
because you dont have a choice
being forced
you cant refuse
being forced
being forced

we are the only one can help you
it is already 6th time
you bought from me
all cost 10 thousand
per bottle
being forced
being forced

we are the only one can help you
we are the gangster
taking people's money
gangster are us
helping others
being forced

Beat It(被逼的)chinese

Street Dares

Street Dares - The funniest movie is here. Find it

One of the best message convey video that i ever seen. It delivered the message clearly in a very creative way. well... most people would just close the video before it is played finish. I almost did that and I'm glad that i didn't. :) a great video.

Street Dares

Bleeding Love - Chelsea & Mark

A very wonderful interpretation dance for bleeding love by Chelsea and Mark.

Bleeding Love - Chelsea & Mark

Unique & Creative USB Thumbdrive

Unique & Creative USB Thumbdrive

Shadow of Illusion

Another illusion trick that perform by Criss Angel. You might feel somebody is touching you, but he ain't touching you directly. He is touching you indirectly through your shadow. Can you believe it?

Shadow of Illusion

Motor Bike Stunt

Do not try this at home. Not every motor bike can perform this kind of stunt.

Motor Bike Stunt

SoBe Lifewater

SoBe Lifewater

Husband for Sale

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Mumbai, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.


Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.


There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

*********

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

*********

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.


" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

*********

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

*********

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

*********

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

*********

Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth :-)

Husband for Sale

姓潘不姓番

sorry for those who can't read Chinese. This joke can't be explain in English. >.<


一戶潘姓人家，長輩過世。
家祭時，請來了一位鄉音很重的老先生來當司儀。

訃聞是這麼寫的：
　　　孝　男：潘根科
　　　孝　媳：池氏
　　　孝孫女：潘良慈
　　　孝　孫：潘道時

但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準。
當他照著訃聞唱名時，凡是字面上有三點水的或左邊部首都漏掉沒看到。

於是就給他念成這樣子：「孝男，翻…… 跟……斗……」

孝男一聽，直覺得很奇怪，但又不敢問，於是就翻了一個跟斗。


接著又說：「孝媳，也……是……」
孝媳一聽：「我也要翻啊？」於是孝媳也翻了一個跟斗。


再來：「孝孫女，翻兩次。」
孝孫女一聽，想想爸媽都翻了，我也翻吧！於是就翻了兩個跟斗。


此時孝孫心想：「老爸、老媽都各翻一次，姐姐也翻兩次，
那麼我要翻幾次？」心裡想著想著就開始緊張了：「怎麼辦？」


只見老先生扯開喉嚨，大聲念出：

「孝孫……翻……到……死……」

姓潘不姓番

Beef'n Go

Beef'n Go

The Voca People (Pure Vocal Sounds)

A very impressive pure human vocal sounds without any sound editing, instrument nor sound effects. Enjoy~ :)

The Voca People (Pure Vocal Sounds)

Carpet Skater

I'm not sure if this is meant to be funny or what, but i just laugh at it while watching. lol...

Carpet Skater

Harry Potter and the Office of Unemployment

Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips

Harry Potter and the Office of Unemployment

Happy Meal

Happy Meal

Street Fighter Wannabe

After Editing:



Before Editing:

Street Fighter Wannabe

Ultimate Drunk People

Ultimate Drunk People

Synchronised swimming Michael Jackson

A tribute for Micheal Jackson death. very great swimming skill there. performed by swimmer from korea's national team in 63 Building's aquarium in Seoul.

Synchronised swimming Michael Jackson

Yummy McDonald

This is the fact of your beloved McD. Yummy isn't it?

Yummy McDonald

SHES HOT OR IM DRUNK??

What is your craziest drunk moment??

SHES HOT OR IM DRUNK??

Meow Mix

Meow Mix