The Most Amazing Accident on Road

The Most Amazing Accident on Road

Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men??

Answer to the eternal question: Why do women live longer than men?

Why are women more attractive than men?

Why do women have two hands?

And why do men have two hands?

Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men??

Unique T-Shirt

Unique T-Shirt

Bike Car Accident

Initially I thought the guy would be badly injured by that bang, but surprisingly he turns out still very energetic. Well... at least he is safe and sound.

Bike Car Accident

The Sperm Bank

The Sperm Bank

Robot Dancing Wondergirls' Nobody

Robot Dancing Wondergirls' Nobody

Epic Mouse Trap Fail

Some useless and failure mouse trap. It is more like meal delivery for the mouse. Once no more food it will automatically "close down". lol... Time to seek for a traditional way? Get a cat at home? lol.

Epic Mouse Trap Fail

Police Take Advantage of a Drunk Girl

Police Take Advantage of a Drunk Girl

Ultimate Drunk People

A video compilation of people who are seriously drunk. some of them are really in deed funny. lol. enjoy~ ;)

Ultimate Drunk People

Stupid Kid Own Himself

I'm not sure what the hell is this kid trying to do, but he definitely is a dumb ass that just pwned himself.

Stupid Kid Own Himself

Heineken - Walk in Fridge

Women crazy about fashion stuff while men crazy about something else.

Heineken - Walk in Fridge

Turtle Has An Awesome Orgasm

Not sure what would u guys respond on this, i just couldn't help myself but to LoL at it. lol.

Turtle Has An Awesome Orgasm

I Hate Fun-Fairs

I Hate Fun-Fairs

2 Headed Baby Buffalo

2 Headed Baby Buffalo

Afraid of Weight Gain?

Afraid of Weight Gain?

Kaspersky 2010 Advertisement with Jackie Chan

Even Jackie with martial arts kung fu will need a protection shield in internet world. Do you want to consider get 1 shield now?

Kaspersky 2010 Advertisement with Jackie Chan

Unpleasant Moment

Do you notice anything?

Unpleasant Moment

The Audience

The Audience

Rant on Music

Rant on Music

Tai Chi Master

This is how it looks like when people use tai chi as martial art in battle. enjoy :D

Tai Chi Master

Breakfast

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.

"I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."

"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."

The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"

Breakfast

One Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

One Kiss Per Yard

Chest Muscle

Incredible chest muscle movement from a lady that does body work out.

Chest Muscle

Referee Husband

Too used to be a referee, even at home. . .

Referee Husband

Don't Get Cold

Provided by: Samson

Don't Get Cold

Playing Guitar With His Mouth

An impressive performance which this guy is using his mouth "play" the music as if he is playing with a guitar.

Playing Guitar With His Mouth

Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

Then the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

Interview

Super Michael Jackson Bros

An animation created base on "Super Mario Bros", but this time the one is going to save the princess are not Mario nor Luigi. It is Micheal Jackson that is going to save the princess... Well... Super Micheal Jackson I would say. :D

Super Michael Jackson Bros

Playing Football with Binoculars

provided by: Samson

Japanese people always come out with some weird and unique games. this time these Japanese people they played football by wearing a long binoculars.

Playing Football with Binoculars

Cut Cost in The Office

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall
door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.


The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!

Cut Cost in The Office

Condom Rocket Gone Wrong

This suppose to be a condom rocket that blast by the coke after mixed with the mentos.
but it just went wrong and put out a different result.

Condom Rocket Gone Wrong

Paper

Multipurpose of the "special paper". will u write your notes on it?

Paper

Under Water

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water." said the boy.
"What do you mean by 'under water'?"
"They are all below C (sea) level"

Under Water

Comb

Teacher: "Why you do not comb your hair?"
Student: "No Comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Student: "No Hair, Sir."

Comb