For those who always post videos over the Youtube, for some of them might having issue with copyright material in their videos and got removed by Youtube. Here is the poem that written by Ryan Higa to express his feeling regarding the copyright issue in Youtube. Very funny. haha.
Written By: Ryan Higa Performed By: Ryan Higa & Sean Fujiyoshi
Based on the original song: Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
LYRICS: Intro Soulja Boy sucks. I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe! YOU! You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me. AWWWWWWWWWWW! YOU!
Chorus (x2) Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow. I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe. Now yank that, YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now.
Verse 1 Asian boy can cameltoe It's a simple pop and lock Cameltoe your hole, Then watch me yank those shorts high up Super fresh, but hurts your cock, Also hurts the ass crack man When I do dat cameltoe I pray to god and yank dat thing Now OOOOOOOOOOOH! It really hurts your own ass And if you think that's frightening Wait till after when you pass gas You catch me at your local party Yes I yank it everywhere People get mad cuz they're Jealous of my underwear.
Chorus (x2)
Verse 2 I like to eat nato. While I'm playing my halo I don't give remote to Sean Cuz he gon change the Channel. Haterz wanna be me Asian boy, I'm the man They be using my chopstick Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man) Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and) Dance (dance) Cows go moo (Cows go moo and) NOPE, you can't do it like me HOE, So don't do it like me Go, means 5 in Japanese. Man your face is UGLY.
An old clip. Mother of the baby letting the baby floats on the water. i wonder how she train her baby to float. Incredible scene to see a baby knows how to float on the water.
This is the best "No Smoking" advertisement that I've ever seen. Great impact and it impress me on the way they convey the message. Funny and creative. Enjoy~ By the way, I don't smoke. :D
Everyone has their own stress and pressure in work. Some able to release their stress through different method while some can't. One of the highest stress level country is Japan.
Series of pictures below have shown a Japanese reporter turning himself from young looking working adult into an old man within 3 years working as a news reporter.
August of 2004, just enroll as news reporter. his looks young and energetic with a nice smile on his face. But in year 2005, he starts to looks tired.
Year 2006, he looks much thinner. April of 2007, very tired looking as if he just recovered from some illness. Looks 10 years older compare to the year 2004.
After another month, White hair starts to appear. Looks much older than previous month.
July of 2007, He becomes very thin until it looks like just some skin covering the bone. White hairs all over his head. In short, become an old dude.
Don't just work without enjoy and relax yourself. This is how you will look like within short period of 3 years time. Perhaps time to plan for some trips?
Seeing others having car crash or motorbike crash ain't pleasant at all. But have you ever seen any crash that is so shocking and makes you goes "wow!!!"??? Here are some compilation of some accident crashes that might be shocking for you.
MUST watch amazing coordinated dance from Samsung. In deed a creative and amazing idea for advertising dance. A huge human LCD created by more than 1150. welly organized with their coordinates dance and their timing are simply perfect. most amazing part is they did this with the clothes on them, not by holding big card boards. Take a close look at left side on 0:54 seconds. Guess that was a camera man that didn't know their coordinates routine. 1st Song (00.11) - "Go west" by Lazybone(Korean band)Remake from "Village people" by Petshop boys - Go west)
2nd Song(01.01)"질풍가도 Zil Poong Ka Do (strong wind highway) by Yoo jeong seok from some animated movie openning. (thanks amslaiy)-------------------Song and file on Video Response thanks to Wakabayash and Amslaiy.
This is how the man got eaten by lions!!! .. No, I'm just joking. Kevin Richardson, a man who develop a strong relationships with the lions in Africa. Able to interacts and play around with these lions just like he is one of the member in their group. Kevin, 34 start to spend his time with 2 cubs born in captivity 11 years ago and was hooked. Those two lions are adults now, part of a pride of 38 that has been raised at Kevin's vast private reserve near Johannesburg
I took my dad to Time Square shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors. Green, red, orange, black, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring all the time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked. "What's the matter old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that i would not choke on his response. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Mario game which most of us are familiar of. Luigi, the 2nd player character in mario game. Luigi no longer able to stand with Mario as everything in game are credited to Mario and finally snaps.
It is tough to be a class model for students to draw. you got to pose a posture for them to draw and you got to make sure you don't move at all for a period. Much tougher for those who pose nakedly, just like Hale here.
A blue whale produce over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates. But only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty.... Don't Swallow the water!!!
Whatever games we play, people with better skills will win the game. If there is a peeling egg competition, i bet this guy will definitely win the game.
How convenient will it be if we can just take things out from illustration on a piece of paper or poster. Guess everyone will be working hard to refine their drawing skill and illustration skill. I will definitely check behind the board once the show end. Wonder if anyone checked on it. :D
It is very rare for a goalkeeper to score in a football match. It is definitely a pleasure for a goalkeeper to score, but it is very unwise if the score will allow opponent to regain back 1 score. Being slacking is one of the major issue. 2 Goals in 30 seconds.
It is pain in the ass when the idiotic tyre shop worker forget to screw back the wheel nuts before pass the key back to the car owner. It is best for us, car owners to always double check ourselves before we drove off. Else this is what will happen to our car.
Ever wonder how far can our human body goes? Well, these group of people is doing some amazing stunts which some of them I have never seen in my life. Strength, flexibility, agility, they have them all.
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