Saturday, July 18, 2009
College Saga (Full Length Episode)
Using Final Fantasy game play concept implement into this comedy video called College Saga.
Youtube Description:
Once upon a time, when Earth was still a beautiful place, an evil force came to turn all living things into Vegetarians.
Three students from suburban Massachusetts would step up against this catastrophe... to end Vegetarian Supremacy.
Mark, Jesús, Maria and their foes would make amazing personal discoveries as the two forces clash.
And so began the ultimate saga about friendship, heritage, sex and explosions.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)
This probably is a video that not so suits the subject of my blog, but it really touched my heart. How good would it be if every single human being are being equal no discrimination no racist. Pray for world peace.
The song used here is in Bengali and the name is Praan. Lyris are below:
Praan Lyrics- Transliteration
Some people have asked for this. So here you go.
Bhulbona ar shohojete
Shei praan e mon uthbe mete
Mrittu majhe dhaka ache
je ontohin praan
Bojre tomar baje bashi
She ki shohoj gaan
Shei shurete jagbo ami
(Repeat 3X)
Shei jhor jeno shoi anonde
Chittobinar taare
Shotto-shundu dosh digonto
Nachao je jhonkare!
Bojre tomar baje bashi
She ki shohoj gaan
Shei shurete jagbo ami
Stream of Life
by Rabindranath Tagore
The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day
runs through the world and dances in rhythmic measures.
It is the same life that shoots in joy through the dust of the earth
in numberless blades of grass
and breaks into tumultuous waves of leaves and flowers.
It is the same life that is rocked in the ocean-cradle of birth
and of death, in ebb and in flow.
I feel my limbs are made glorious by the touch of this world of life.
And my pride is from the life-throb of ages dancing in my blood this moment.
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)
Toilet Prank
What would you respond when you see a snake inside a toilet while you are inside doing your business?
Toilet Prank
msn密碼
隨便找個好友,在對話框中,輸入「我是」兩個字,不要發送
再按住ALT不放,順序按小鍵盤(右邊那個)294.82 鬆開ALT鍵
你將會在「我是」兩字後看到對方msn的密碼,這是最新msn的漏洞.
msn密碼
Thursday, July 16, 2009
A Hooker
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
A Hooker
Math
Dave: RM10.
Teacher: You don't know maths?!
Dave: You don't know my father!
Math
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
History
Student: Teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because i don't see future in it.
History
Biology Lesson
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them
down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"
Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the
guy's balls."
Biology Lesson
World Fastest Shooter
World fastest shooter. able to do some tricks too!!!
I wonder why he is not included in the "The World's: Fastest" clip. (the clip below)
World Fastest Shooter
The World's: Fastest
World record fastest in everything. Cup stacker is the most impressive one in my opinion. People might think it is fast forwarded, but take a look at the people at the background, you will know it isn't fast forwarded. But all of them are really impressive. except hand clapping i find it kinda lame. -___-
The World's: Fastest
A Normal Day 2
A normal day that doesn't really looks normal to me. lol. incredible throwing skills they got.
A Normal Day 2
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
You're Dying
You're Dying
This Is How You Open A Banana
This is the method to open the banana like how monkey open the banana. Now we know how to open the banana ya? lol.
This Is How You Open A Banana
What Is In A Name?
"Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we
made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"
What Is In A Name?
Widow and Widower
She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call.
Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
Widow and Widower
Monday, July 13, 2009
Who Shot The Bear?
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I
have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you
think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I
know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But
one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear
appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes
the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of
that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that
bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
Who Shot The Bear?
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Mom, Can You Buy Me a Bra???
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I should
own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wear......!"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"
Mom, Can You Buy Me a Bra???
Internet Cafe Girl
Internet Cafe Girl - Free videos are just a click away
A sexy internet cafe girl making all males there having better auto focus. lol.
Internet Cafe Girl