Saturday, June 20, 2009

Over Confident



Never ever be over confident, it might kills u.
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造句

Sorry again for those who can't read Chinese. these jokes couldn't be translated into English.



1。题目:一边。。。一边。。。

小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。

老师评语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊?


2。题目:其中

小朋友写:我的其中一支左脚受伤了。

老师评语:你是蜈蚣吗?


3。题目:陆陆续续

小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

老师评语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?


4。题目:难过

小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语:老师更难过。


5。题目:又。。。又。。。

小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老师评语:你的妈妈是变形金刚吗?


6。题目:你看

小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊?

老师评语:没看过。


7。题目:欣欣向荣

小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语:连续剧不要看太多!


8。题目:好吃

小朋友写:好吃个屁。

老师评语:有些东西是不能吃的。


9。题目:天真

小朋友写:今天真热。

老师评语:你真天真。


10。题目:果然

小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。

老师评语:是词组,不能分开。


11。题目:先。。。再。。。 (列题:先吃饭,再冲凉。)

小朋友写:先生,再见。

老师评语:想象力超过了地球人的智慧。


12。题目:况且

小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况且况且况且况且况且

老师评语:我死了算了。

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Things we have in Malaysia

Shopping Trolley


Failure Company Sign


Trolley Multiusage


This is an art!!!


Translation Error

Live fish

Mobile Astro

Carpark (Kapak in malay means chop, kereta means car)

Bungy Jumping Chickens

Restaurant Menu

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Potter Puppet


Since I've already post Ryan Higa version of "Hilo Puppet", I thought just post this original video of "Potter Puppet". A very cool puppets from harry potter characters.
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Hilo Puppets


This video is base on the original video "Potter Puppets". This version of videos is called "Hilo Puppets" as they are all from Hilo, Hawaii.

Hilo Puppets

By Ryan Higa
Sean Fujiyoshi
Tim Enos
Kyle Chun
Jason Lin

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ChildrensBOP!


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Bling Bling Mercedes

A Mercedes car that got covered by diamonds.
This car cost $4.8mil and anyone who wanna get to touch it got to pay $1000 for just to touch the car.
This car belongs to a Prince Alwaleed from Saudi Arabia.

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Friday, June 19, 2009

Dota - Funny Escape With Lion



A funny moment where lion escape himself by using guinsoo, voodoo and his stun.
well... guess this is the only way he survive. waiting for boots of travel finish the cool down. haha.
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Head In The Toilet Prank



What will you do if you see a head pop out from the toilet bowl?
lol.
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Toilet Prank



A toilet prank. Imagine how will it looks like if u coming out from a mobile toilet and notice u are in a office meeting? lol. A very funny toilet prank.
Guess their speed of setting up are pretty fast too since some people are just there for some quick pee.
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Good TV



Power of television.
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Naughty Old Lady



This is what will happen when a naughty old lady playing with a fake car steering wheel on the road.
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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dota - WTF?!



Dota moment again. a lot scene which will makes dota players goes "WTF?!" if they are in the position of these players. :D
Enjoy~!!!
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Belly Performance


Smeshno Pypche - For more funny videos, click here

Cutest belly in action.
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Road Show


Road Show - The funniest videos clips are here

Some painted cars and buses to share with you all.
Hope you'll like it. =)
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Cheese Power



Cheese power!!! Do you love to take cheese???
well, you better love it, else you will end up like this dude in the video.
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School Teacher



A teacher that being so sensible just like a teacher even in his normal life which makes it so damn abnormal.
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Jesus Pwned U



A video from baratsandbereta.com
Jesus saves and pwns. "Jesus" that loves to interrupt whatever the kid trying to do.
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Baby Break Dance



Funny video of baby break dancing.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Don't mess with the old lady



A funny moment captured by some skater boys. This is the result for honking an old lady.
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Ball Trick Wipeout!!!



A failure ball tricks due to the ball couldn't support the performer, James Stewart weight and blew up.
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Paintball Headshot



Some kid didn't get himself cover up got shot on the head in the paintball game.
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The ShamWOOHOO!



A "new technology" by Ryan Higa. Getting the ShamWooHoo and say WooHoo everytime. :D
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The Portobello Mushroom Burger



Ryan Higa versions of new Carl's Jr. Portobello mushroom burger commercials.
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Indian and Chinese People Can't Do Business



A funny talk by the comedian, Russel Peters. Why Indian and Chinese people can't do business with each others? lol.
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Tenacious d - Classico



A short funny scene in tenacious d. Most kick ass lyrics ever~!!!!
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Kung Fu baby



A baby that knows kung fu. Don't mess with da baby~!!!
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2 Funny Babies Laughing



One of the funniest babies scene. when baby laugh we laugh. simply funny. lol...
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The T-Mobile Dance



Watch the moment Liverpool Street Station danced to create this special T-Mobile Advert.

Life's for sharing.

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Rant on Korean Dramas



Asian drama act by Ryan Higa. Instead of being a 20hours long drama, its just a couple minutes for this.
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Eyebrow Cadbury Advertisement




A Cadbury advertisement that released on 23rd January 2009. Funny movement of eyebrow from 2 kids.
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Umbilical Brothers - Encore



One of Umbilical Brothers most well-known performance at Sydney Opera House. Good timing and team work. The song is "Canon in D Major".
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Monday, June 15, 2009

Cactus

Primary school standard 1 students wish to give their mothers something special in mothers day.
end up they decided to give their mother a self plant planting. they choose to plant cactus since cactus is easy enough to take care and normally can live for a long period. due to lack of budget they find a businessman and order 30+ cute clown looking vase.

Under their teachers guidance, the cactus grow pretty well. But when the mothers day reach, these kids are not allow to bring the cactus back home for their mother.

these kids will never understand what's the reason behind for them not allow to bring the cactus home for mothers day. below is the picture that taken by the school teacher and shown the headmaster.
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Flasher


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Marketing Logics

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's Direct Marketing



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'

That's Telemarketing.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'

That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'

That's Brand Recognition.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback


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BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'

Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'



Next Father approaches Bill Gates.



Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.



Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'

President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive

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