Saturday, September 5, 2009

TOUR DE FRANCE (REMI GAILLARD)


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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Singapore Guy Gets Beat Up



Watch this and tell me, what had happened to this world? Some mentality problem with the lady?
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Right Way To Use Condom



Multipurpose of condom... perhaps you wanna try some of them? XD
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Coca-cola Avatar



This world would be very wonderful if it is exactly like what we see here.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Boss and His Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?"

Boss was not smart enuf to understood, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,

"No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre." Boss went back to his office mumering... kan ni nau bu......


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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Why Parents are STRESSED!!




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Why Students Fail In Exam

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.


Typical academic year for a student:

1. 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days... GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!


Balance = 0
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How To Stop Men From Smoking


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Monday, August 31, 2009

Funny Father's Day Joke

One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.

Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:

"Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."


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The State - Bacon


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A Terrible Car Accident


A Terrible Car Accident - Funny bloopers R us
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Liquid Swap



This is an interesting video that shows you how to swap a full glass of water with a full glass of whiskey.
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Cheat in Exam



Brilliant idea to cheat in exam, but fail!!!
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