Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Virgin

Old lady, 85, a virgin. About to die and wanted her tombstone to read:

"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN."

The engraver shortened it to:

"Returned Unopened"
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Posted by kid84 at 8:58 PM
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