The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when her husband not around. Suddenly she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Quick" she said. "Stand in the corner".
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder.
She whispered "Just pretend that you're a statue and don't move until i tell you to."

After a while, her husband entering the room.
"What is this, darling?" the husband asked.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied. "The Smith bought one for their bedroom. I like it so much, I got one for us too."

No more mentioning the statue, not even later that night when they went for bed.

Around 2 O'clock in the morning, the husband got out of bed, and went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here." He said to the "Statue". "Eat something, I stood like an idiot at Smiths' for 3 days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

The Statue