Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Reasons why i never visit my rich friend‏

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : "What would you like to have....? Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"

Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : "white"

Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"

Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.

Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."

Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"

Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"

Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Snake Hunt


I find it so wrong for the person to threw the bird for the snake.
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Protective Baby Chair


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Strong Penis


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Nike:Take It To The Next Level - Directors Cut


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习惯就是爱


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Puny Little Man


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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Sex Doll


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Phone Sex


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Ultraman Love Story


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