Beat It(被逼的)chinese

I've tried to translate the song out here. omfg... is so bloody lame. for those who can't understand cantonese i doubt if u would find this interesting. sorry for any inaccuracy translation.

Translation:
we all used to be a good citizen
everyday learn to be good since young
not born to be a bad guy
we are all
being forced
being forced

you should know everyone born with kindness
none of the mother would hope their child be bad
we don't wanna be bad either
but situation doesn't allow us
being forced
we are all
being forced
being forced

none of us able to escape
if i dont be bad guy
i will 滚蛋 (i dono wtf to type in english for this. lol)
i don bully others
i will be bullied by others
being forced
being forced
being forced
being forced

the whole world dont sell XO for you
you are force to come out look around for it
that is why we all
don have any other choice too
being forced
being forced

10 thousand per bottle indeed not cheap
but i dont think you will bother about this small amount of money
you cant refuse
because you dont have a choice
being forced
you cant refuse
being forced
being forced

we are the only one can help you
it is already 6th time
you bought from me
all cost 10 thousand
per bottle
being forced
being forced

we are the only one can help you
we are the gangster
taking people's money
gangster are us
helping others
being forced

Beat It(被逼的)chinese

Street Dares

Street Dares - The funniest movie is here. Find it

One of the best message convey video that i ever seen. It delivered the message clearly in a very creative way. well... most people would just close the video before it is played finish. I almost did that and I'm glad that i didn't. :) a great video.

Street Dares

Bleeding Love - Chelsea & Mark

A very wonderful interpretation dance for bleeding love by Chelsea and Mark.

Bleeding Love - Chelsea & Mark

Unique & Creative USB Thumbdrive

Unique & Creative USB Thumbdrive

Shadow of Illusion

Another illusion trick that perform by Criss Angel. You might feel somebody is touching you, but he ain't touching you directly. He is touching you indirectly through your shadow. Can you believe it?

Shadow of Illusion

Motor Bike Stunt

Do not try this at home. Not every motor bike can perform this kind of stunt.

Motor Bike Stunt

SoBe Lifewater

SoBe Lifewater

Husband for Sale

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Mumbai, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.


Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.


There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

*********

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

*********

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.


" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

*********

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

*********

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

*********

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

*********

Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth :-)

Husband for Sale

姓潘不姓番

sorry for those who can't read Chinese. This joke can't be explain in English. >.<


一戶潘姓人家，長輩過世。
家祭時，請來了一位鄉音很重的老先生來當司儀。

訃聞是這麼寫的：
　　　孝　男：潘根科
　　　孝　媳：池氏
　　　孝孫女：潘良慈
　　　孝　孫：潘道時

但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準。
當他照著訃聞唱名時，凡是字面上有三點水的或左邊部首都漏掉沒看到。

於是就給他念成這樣子：「孝男，翻…… 跟……斗……」

孝男一聽，直覺得很奇怪，但又不敢問，於是就翻了一個跟斗。


接著又說：「孝媳，也……是……」
孝媳一聽：「我也要翻啊？」於是孝媳也翻了一個跟斗。


再來：「孝孫女，翻兩次。」
孝孫女一聽，想想爸媽都翻了，我也翻吧！於是就翻了兩個跟斗。


此時孝孫心想：「老爸、老媽都各翻一次，姐姐也翻兩次，
那麼我要翻幾次？」心裡想著想著就開始緊張了：「怎麼辦？」


只見老先生扯開喉嚨，大聲念出：

「孝孫……翻……到……死……」

姓潘不姓番

Beef'n Go

Beef'n Go